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Kevin Holten

Holten: A change of tradition

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I have an idea. Beginning in January, let's enact some legislation that says we celebrate birthdays every two years instead of one.

In other words, we make the length of a year 24 months instead of 12, because a year is simply too short and birthdays -- for you and me -- are stacking up like Walmart shoppers at noon on Sunday.

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