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Holten: Finished before you start

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Want to be a loser? It’s real easy. All you have to do is say one word.

It’s a magical word. Say it enough times and it will make sure that you’re on a losing team, in a rut, amongst no friends, alone at Christmas and loved only by a big dog that has little choice anyway since you fill his bowl.

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