Jackie Hope: Nutty for fruitcake
Pity the poor fruitcake. Neither cake nor fruit, the fruitcake is resigned to being the rear end of jokes; the hiney of ha-has; the punch line of a Johnny Carson monologue. The most regifted gift in the history of Christmas. Like Rodney Dangerfield, it gets no respect.
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