Jackie Hope: Peanut butter treats for ‘Mousetopia’
Know what a mouse’s fave food is? Peanut butter. We know this is an absolute fact, because Mighty Mouse, his 12 wives and his 144 children are living under our front window.
They have built a high-rise condo inside the base of our bird bath. They have tunnels that rival the New York City subway system. The front yard is, like, Mousetopia.
Every night they eat up all the peanut butter from our carefully-baited mousetrap. Then, with well-buttered bellies, they escape.
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