Jackie Hope: USA! USA! USA!
You caught the Winter Olympics the past couple of weeks, right? And not just the outtakes posted on YouTube, either. You know the ones: the double-your-fun two-throned biffies, missing their doors; the “Twilight Zone” elevator that swallowed valiant Olympians in one big gulp; or the gazillion tubs of undeliverable Team USA Chobani yogurt ripening in a warehouse in Newark, N.J.
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