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Omdahl: Homeland Committee tackles Christmas issue

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“OK! What is this business of another emergency meeting in the middle of winter?” pouted Holger Danske as he slammed the storm door on the community hall where the town’s 14 electors were congregating for a crisis session of the Homeland Security Committee.

”Yeah!” exclaimed Einar Stamstead. “We just had one in January and didn’t even get to the emergency crisis, whatever it was.”

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