Ryan Bakken: Grandmas provide answer to grinding
Thank goodness that my days as a serial high school dance chaperone came last decade, not this one.
My ticker never would have stood up to the grinding -- a dance move that is basically simulated sex. My heart would have been short of blood because all of it would have rushed to my blushing cheeks.
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